One tea, two toasts

One tea, two toasts,
U R my best Dost,
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Aata Marathi Madhun -
Ek chaha,2 khari Aapli maitri laayi bhari.

tuzya manatil gupit mala kalel ka

tuzya manatil gupit mala kalel ka...

sang priyai...

tuzya barobar punha preet mazi julel ka..?

Najuk Fulapramane Mi

Najuk Fulapramane Mi..

PreM Kele Tuzyawr,

Fulnya Adhich Te Tu..

Fekun Diles Rastyawr!

Tumchya swatachya payavar chala

Tumchya swatachya payavar chala

Swatachya thatat prem kra

Hruday manel tech kra

manje 1diwas Aai Baba abhimanane mhantil

Ghartun baher ho adhi

Special Words For Angree Girl From A Boy

Special Words For Angree Girl From A Boy

"Chandrat Daag Ahe

Suryat Aag Ahe

Tujha Nakawarcha Jo Raag Ahe Hach Tar

Majha Prema Cha Bhag Ahe."

Baba tumcha Janma Kuthe zala?

Sonu: Baba tumcha Janma Kuthe zala?

BaBa: Nagpur

Sonu:Aai Tujha?

Aai: Nashik

Sonu: Aani Majha?

Aai:Mumbait

Sonu:Are Mag aapan ekatr kase aalo..?

How does a "MANSE" karyakarta propose.

Mi tuza konich nasen,

pan tu matr Mazi aahes,

karan tu mharashtrachi aahes,

ani mharashtra maza ahe

Mumbaiche pahile station dadar

Mumbaiche pahile station dadar
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Mumbaiche pahile station dadar
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mag kay?
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Ghya ata ushi ani odha dokyavarun chadar

pass zals tar Pulsar college la jayla

Dad- Pass ho kiva fail, tula bike milnarach.

Son-wow!!

Dad-pass zals tar Pulsar college la jayla,

nahitar Boxer news paper takayala..

Aarsa Majha Mitra Aahe

Aarsa Majha Khup Changala Mitra Aahe Karan. .

Jewha Mi Radat Asto Tevha

Aarsa Kadhich Majhyavar Hasat Nasto

All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla

All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla..

All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla..

Pariksha ali saheb ata tari pustak uchla..

Tujhya shivay maitri tikavnar kon

Tujhya shivay maitri tikavnar kon

Mazya shivay nati japnar kon

Hey deva

mazya ya Mitrala Nehmi Japun thev

Nahitar mazya laganat J1 VADHANAR kon

Mazya inbox maddhe khup jokes aahet

Mazya inbox maddhe khup jokes aahet

pan te sarva mi tula ekdam nahi deu shakat

tari ha ek joke mi pathvat aahe

Tu sundar aahe

Mag Hushar Lokanchi Savli PadnarCh Na

Vichar Kar.

Tu Itka Hushar ka.

Itka Sundar Ka.

Itka Premal Ka.

Are sope Aahe

MajHya Barobr Rahtona

Mag Hushar Lokanchi Savli PadnarCh Na.

Aata DoKyat Prakash Padto

Aata DoKyat Prakash Padto..
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Tuzyavar Prem KarNya Peksha Abhyas Kela Asta

Tar Pass Tari Zalo Asto

Ganya MBBS Purna Karun Aala

Ganya MBBS Purna Karun Aala.

Tyachya Pahilyach Operation Madhe To Patient Mela.

Tar Ganya Mhanto- Hey DEVA Majhi Pahili Bhet Swikar Kar

Sheila Miltach Aapan Munnila Visarlo

Samudra Miltach Aapan Paaus Visarlo

Surya Miltach Aapan Chandra Visarlo

Kiti Vichitra Aahot Aapan

Sheila Miltach Aapan Munnila Visarlo..

Bahinichi frnd Bahin Hou Shakte

Bahinichi frnd Bahin Hou Shakte.

Bhavacha Frnd Bhau Hou Shakto

Pan

Pan

Baykochi Frnd Bayko Ka Nahi Hou Shakt?

Ek Pailvan Love Letr Lihato

Ek Pailvan Love Letr Lihato: Ky Tuji Chal,

Ani Ky Tuji Ada

Kay Tuji Chal Ani Ky Tu Ada
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Me Ahe Hanuman Ani Tu Maji Gada.

GF Ani Mitrat Kay Farak Asto?

GF Ani Mitrat Kay Farak Asto?

Ans-

GF:Tula Kahi Jhala Tar Mi Jaganar Nahi

&

Mitra: joparyant Mi Jivant Ahe Toparyant Tula Kahi Hou Denar Nahi.

Ya dhund hrudayala

Ya dhund hrudayala

aata kasa aavaru.?

Premat padalo aahe ticya, manala kasa savaru.?

Manat ticya vishayi khare prem aahe, pan kase tila vicharu?

Mala pahije coffee

Mala pahije coffee,

aai ne dila chaha..

Wa wa

mala pahije coffee,

aai ne dila chaha..

Tumhi DIAL kelela number krupaya punha tapasun PAHA..

Kunachya Chehrya Var Kadhich Jau Naye

Kunachya Chehrya Var Kadhich Jau Naye

Tyala Fasavanyachi Saway Asate

Fakt Dolyanvar Vishwas Thevava

Karan Tyannach Satyachi Olakh Asate

Konte 'taare' zaminivar rahta

Konte 'taare' zaminivar rahta ?
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Vichar Kara
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"Mhataare"

Bahinichi frnd Bahin Hou Shakte

Bahinichi friend Bahin Hou Shakte.

Bhavacha Friend Bhau Hou Shakto

Pan

Pan

Baykochi Friend Bayko Ka Nahi Hou Shakt?

Kutrayache pillu kitihi sundar asel tari

Kutrayache pillu kitihi sundar asel tari tyache sheput vakadech aste

Wah wah

PREM kitihi changale asle tari lokancha najaret te LAFADECH aste

Result Fail aalyavar

Result Fail aalyavar..

SIR-Classmadhe Laksh Nasayache

AAI-T.V.cha parinaam

BABA-Aai che laad.

MITR-Chal,1 Beer Maru..

Exam Pass zalyavar

Part-1

Exam Pass zalyavar

SIR-Mazi Mehanati mule

AAI-Devachi krupa

BABA-Mulga kunacha aahe

MITRA: Chal,1 Beer Maaru

June Lokhand veeka

June Lokhand veeka

Patryache dabbe veeka

Tutke futke dabadi veeka

Raddi veeka aani

Tya paishane Recharge karun 2-4 sms pathawa.

Ekda Dukkar Komadichya Premat padto

Ekda Dukkar Komadichya Premat padto,Doghe Kiss kartat,
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Dusrya Divashi Dukkar marto Burd Flu ne, Aani Kombdi Marte Swine Flu ne

Deva kade kahi Magal Tevha Akkal Nako Nasib Maga

Deva kade kahi Magal Tevha Akkal Nako Nasib Maga..

Kaaran Akkal Valyanna Mi Nasib Valyanchi Gulami Kartana Pahile Aahe.

Mala tumchya Mulicha haat havaa aahe

BF(GF chya vadilana)-

Mala tumchya Mulicha haat havaa aahe.

Muliche Vadil-

Kutrya,

Mi kay majhya muliche Spare Parts viktoy kay...?

Chalu Lecture Madhe Ek Mulga Baher Nighun Jaato

Chalu Lecture Madhe Ek Mulga Baher Nighun Jaato..

Sir: Ha Baher Ka Gela?

Ek Student: Sir Tyala Jhopat Chalnyachi Saway Aahe

TuZya PremaChya Sawline Me Tahanlela Zalo



TuZya PremaChya Sawline Me Tahanlela Zalo
wah wah..

TuZya PremaChya Sawline Me Tahanlela Zalo.
Tu 2 Minute Thamb

Me "NINETY" marun alo

Jara baher ya

Jara baher ya
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aala?
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Mag varti dhagakade bagha!
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Baghital?
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Chandra paha
pahila?
Aata jhopa sakali surya dakhavto

Prem hi sundar Bhavna aahe

Prem hi sundar Bhavna aahe,

Karan ti Hrudhayatun yete.

matra.

MAITRI tayhun aadhik sundhar aahe,

karan ti Hrudhay chalavte.

Tuzyapasun Dur Jaatana

Tuzyapasun Dur Jaatana,

Man Majhe Jad Zaale Hote...

Chehra Hasara Dakhvala Tari,

Dole Bharun Aale Hote...! "

Lok Boltat Ki Premat Padle ki Jhop yet Nahi

Lok Boltat Ki Premat Padle ki Jhop yet Nahi

Arre koni Mala

Pan

Prem kara,

Mala Khup Jhop yete

Parikshechi sarva tayari zali

Parikshechi sarva tayari zali


Pen

Pencil
Khodrubber
Patti
Compass
Sagla tayar.
Ata fakt
Abhyas karaycha tevdha baki aahe.

Paaus lagat asel tar RENCOT ghala

Paaus lagat asel tar RENCOT ghala,

thandi lagat asel tar SWETAR ghala,

ek SMS karata yet nasel tar mobile CHULIT ghala.

Ek sunder Charoli

Ek sunder Charoli:

Premat jari “Padalo” tari,

Aamhala kadhich “Lagat” nahi,

Karan ekivar prem karun,

Aamach kadhich “Bhagat” nahi … !

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato.

Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”

Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,…

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,

na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet,

grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,

na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.

T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.

"Pu La Deshpande".

Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?



Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes

Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes

Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes

Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes

Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Najre samor dhuka vaatel

Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

Tevha tu majhya kade ye

Me tula

Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain