Baheenila pahije Asthe prem Aani Laad

Baheenila pahije Asthe prem Aani Laad,
Nahi pahijet Moulyavan vastu
Naate aasave Yuge yuge
bhava -baheeni sarakhe atoot naate
Rakshabandhanachya hardhik Shubhechya !

dur kiva javal

dur kiva javal
maajhya subhechya tulaa
Tula Aayush milave hazar vashavoon jaasth
yashaat aani sukhaat echhaa aahe majhi
Rakha sukhi nehami Bhaava
Rakshabandhanachya hardhik Shubhechya !

Mi devachi abhari aahe

Mi devachi abhari aahe
jhyani Malaa evadha kalaji karanaara bhaav dila
jo nehami malaa japato
margdharnan karto, hasavato
ashya majhya bhaavala thev sukhi deva
Rakshabandhanachya hardhik Shubhechya !

Navra Bayko in Airport funny marathi sms

Navin Lagna jalel ek jodap honeymoonsati
katmandula janyasati airportvar baslel asat,
evdyat sanganyat yet ki katmandula janari
sagli viman karab havamanmule radh karanyat aali ahet,

Bayko : kai ho, ata kas jaych katmandu?

Navra : ata kasal katmandu, ata ithech kute tari kat mandu.

Vadil ani Mulga Funny SMS

Vadil : Arre, ek kaal asa hota, ki mi panch rupyath
          kiranasaaman, doodh, paav ani andi gevun yaycho...

Mulga : ata te sakya naahi, baba! ata thite CCTV basavlai!!

Funny Marathi joke

Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal gheunach janar tevdhyat apley proud sardarji utartat.

 Ice cream aslyasarkech shi chya vata gatagata tondat taktat.

35 vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1 vati khalli ki world champion honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati takoon detat

and "ajibat khanar nahi" ase mhanun haartat.

Desi junte cha support ani cheering kitihe zaley tarti appley sardarji ti 35 vi vaati khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.

ZooZoo

Ekda ek ZooZoo room madhe jato,

jorat hasat baher yeto,

dusara pan tech karato,

Tisra pan,

Karan

Aat

tu abhyas karat asatos.

Guruji student marathi funny sms

Guruji- 25 bhagile 3 kiti?
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Student- 8
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Guruji- Ani baki kay?
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Student- Baki kahi nahi nivant..!!!
tumcha kase kay?

Mulga marati Funny sms

Traffic Police Pavti Book Kadhun MhnaLa: Naav
Bol?

Mulga: Trikulavatty Thekeparambli Muttu..

T.Police: Bar-Bar,

Pudchya Veles Gadi Savkash Chalav..-)

Nagpanchami Marathi sms

Naagpanchamichya diwashi
tumchyavar Ishwarachi sada
krupa asude ani tumche
ayushya mangaldayi hovo

Nagpanchami marthi ascii sms

 Nagpanchami Monday  July 23  

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Nagpanchami cha harrdik subhecha !!!!!!

aapka din shubh ho !!!! : )

Nagpanchami marathi wish sms

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Nagpanchami cha harrdik subhecha !!!!!!

Premika Priyakar Funny marathi sms

Priyakar : Mi tujyabarobar lagna naahi karu
saknaar

Premika : kaa?

Priyakar : garche virod karthat

Premika : gari kon kon aahe?

Priyakar : Bayko ani 2 mule...

Tula bahini nahiye ka?

Mulgi : Majyakade kai bagthoys ?
        tula bahini nahiye ka?

Mulga : Haye na... mhanun tar bagthoi.

Mulgi : Ka?

Mulga : kaaran ti mhanaali

" Gori goripan poolasarki chaan
Dada mala ek vahini aan !"

Nikalache kai zaale?

Vadil          : Jampya tujya nikalache kai zaale?

Zampya     : Baba, Aamachya mukyadyapkacha mulga Ramesh
                   Napas zaala

Vadil         : Aaple kaai?

Zampya    : thya kulkarni doctarachya Suresh pan
                  Naapas zaala?

Vadil         : Tuzya kiaalachya kai zaal ?

Zampya    : Gokle kakacha Raju pan naapas Zaal

Vadil         : Moork, mi tuzya kialabadal vicharar aahe -)

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Zampya    : Tumhi kutle saasthraz aahat jo tumcha mulga paas hohil...

shakyathe ka?

Q : Baiko aapalya navryala lakpati
banvu shakyathe ka?

A : Hoi pan hat hi aahe ki
navra karodpati asla pahije

Navra Bayko Funny Marathi sms

Bayko : "Aho ek sangu ka? pan maarnar
thar naahi naa?"

Navra : ho saang na.

Bayko : mi garodar aahe."

Navra : "Ag hi tar aanandhachi bathmi aahe
mag tu evdi gabrthes ka?"

Bayko : "Collegla asthana hi bathami babana
saangtilli hoti tevha thyana maaral hot

Ha Ha Ha.....!